About Me

As of right now I don’t have an About Me description or a profile picture obviously. I don’t think I have ever written an about me on any social media thing. I barely have profile pictures for social media. I barely have social media. That is something about me that you may or may not know. Sure, I like to talk about myself but I’d rather show you in pictures!

So here are a few things that I found in my saved stories:

First, I think this should be my description. I wish.

I’m usually the villain. Or pretend to be. This next picture is probably the one and only time I would say I was on the good team.

I’m a villain, I like to make things dangerous.

I like to make jokes about meth.

I don’t do meth but I do Coke! And LOTS of it. Especially when it’s .50 cents a can! And I also like vending machines.

I also like to make jokes about being mean.

And I guess that’s why I never got this cardigan for Christmas. I wear cardigans and I’m a Slytherin.

I make dumb jokes. I guess I just like to make jokes, all kinds.

I don’t have any real tattoos. Yet. But this what I look like pretty much everyday of the year, wearing black, even in summer with hot weather. Except for the giant bow and the mile-long eyelashes. A filter obvs.

I have some hobbies and a few of my favorite things.


I’m not into sports but if I were, this would be my favorite team. And then there’s the fabric because I like to sew.

I have favorite weather, it’s rain. You would think I have a fear of rain because witches melt in water but my fear is sun because I’m mostly vampire and I’ll turn to ash.

That sidewalk leads directly to a sandwich shop. That’s one of my favorite trees too.

And here are some weirdo favorites.

And creepy Poltergeist looking trees.

But what do I love? 🖤 My Daughter and Niecey and my four Grandcats.

And what do I hope you think about me now?

“I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention”

If I were to ever impress anyone, I would impress that quote into everyone’s mind every time they thought of me. Which might be never… In that case, I would get that quote tattooed on my fist and punch them in the face while telling them to “read this about me!” They’ll be thinking of me then.

Jokes again.

I watch a lot of movies.

But at least I left out my fear of zombies and ghosts! Only because I didn’t find any saved stories. Disappointed face. Everyone tells me zombies and ghosts don’t exist, so maybe that’s why I don’t have pictures?

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