One of those “you had to be there” stories but this why I love my friends. They have a sense of humor that understands my sense of humor. We laughed and probably caused a scene. Here are the conversations.
It all started when I went to microwave a mid morning snack and ran into them in the hallway.
T: What do you have?
C: Parmesan bread twists from Domino’s. Want some?
T: I started my diet today.
C: How about you start it tomorrow?
T: No, I started it today.
C: Don’t you have cheat days?
C: Have your cheat day today.
T: You’re the spawn of Satan!
Walking on, my other friend pops out of her office doorway at the opposite end of the hallway so I turn around and walk back to meet her.
L: What are you doing for lunch?
C: Nothing. Want to go?
L: Yes. What is that?
C: Parmesan bread twists from Domino’s. I have extra, want some?
L: No, but it smells nice. Go away.