Barely into 2021 and already trying to blow up the world.

Me: I was going to make tator tots but I forgot how you said to turn the oven on. I was about to just start pushing buttons but then was like nah I guess I’ll not.

HIM: You’ll hear this BEEP BEEP… (mimicking alarm sounds). Only you Chas, can figure out a way to set off nuclear bombs from preheating the oven.

“I’m sorry I had no idea my wife would start a global thermonuclear war by trying make her own tator tots.”