In my defense, he started it. I was just getting payback for HIM comparing me to Maleficent but not in a nice way (but joking, of course). Any other time I’d take it as a compliment.
Me: So that spindle wheel thing was their sewing machine back in the day?
HIM: Yeah, you had to-
Me: take a class to learn how to use it?!
HIM: No, they didn’t have thread so they had to spin-
Me: spin straw into gold like in Rumplestiltskin?!